Sarah Quotes
I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.
It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.
I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.
I was Minnie Mouse for Halloween, every year when I was little. Then, I had the Cinderella nightgown, when I was really little, that I begged my mother to wear to school. I was also Snow White a lot.
I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.
I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, "No, thank you."
I'm not wanting and I don't live in a hovel, but if you keep your costs low, you can do what you want to do creatively.
The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
In the '80s especially, a lot of comedians felt compelled to stick with what made them famous and those people became caricatures.
I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.
We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out.
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at the time.
I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.
There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They're not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious.
Some things are just for private. It's like people thinking I'm cold or this or that. It's unfortunate, but I don't need strangers to know that I'm warm. I don't need strangers to know the real me.
When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.
The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.
I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.
Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.
The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.
I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money.
I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the death for women to make their own choices for their own human bodies.
It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.
Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.
Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.
If I looked in the mirror someday and saw no dark circles under my eyes, I would probably look better. I just wouldn't look like me.
Doctor Who is like any long-running series in that the cast tend to look to the star to set the general tone. Rehearsals and filming could be a lot of fun.
Many outsiders see the art world as elitist and it is, except it is also oddly down-to-earth and embracing of oddballs who don't fit in well anywhere else.
Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada?
I get younger people who watch Conan or The Daily Show, but before that it was mostly people who knew me from public radio. Those people are kind of old.
That's what we Americans do when we find a place that's really special. We go there and act exactly like ourselves. And we are a bunch of fun-loving dopes.
