Oh, Alan Ryves," she said. "You're such a fantastic liar. You are the smoothest con man of them all.

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

How many fingers am I holding up?" he inquired. Lucille regarded him blearily and said, "Avocado.

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

Wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.

Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it.

When Jared smiled, his teeth were stained with fresh scarlet. "Don't you hate me?" he demanded. "I'd hate me." "You just tried to drown yourself," Ash said. "You seem to hate yourself plenty already.

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes.

Alan: Conning people out of their savings. Forgery. Blackmail. Selling real estate on Mars. We could have it all. You with me, Bambi?" Sin: "Clive, I was with you from 'I'm a social worker.

I'd rather have the influence than the power, and the influence to me is to build institutions of independence and democracy, to regain for Egypt prestige in education and science and technology.

I do not foresee a time when I shall feel that I have nothing to say.

Scarlett O'Hara didn't think she was manipulating. That's just the way she got what she wanted.

You will not find that I ever changed a view or a vote because of any donation that I ever received.

People who have ordered my pieces to be removed should have asked themselves before if they were artworks or vandalism.

Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.

If I live for another ten years I shall probably have written all that I want to write.

This land, this water, this air, this planet - this is our legacy to our young.

Christians are always wanting God to give them something. They appear as beggars before the throne of the Almighty.

Do as the heavens have done, forget your evil; With them forgive yourself.