Sarah Silverman Quotes
Letting your freak flag fly is something, no matter who you are, that takes great bravery, straight up.
I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point.
Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.
The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.
I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.
In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it.
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.
I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.
Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.
I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.
When you’re a bed wetter there’s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they’re hard to come by.
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
One of the greatest things my therapist said to me ... and it really blew my mind in the greatest way, he just said, "Look in the mirror less."
Traditionally, I have no right to talk about race. I'm white; I didn't grow up in an all-black neighborhood. But the license I see for myself is I'm a member of the world.
I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.
It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.
I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.
I was Minnie Mouse for Halloween, every year when I was little. Then, I had the Cinderella nightgown, when I was really little, that I begged my mother to wear to school. I was also Snow White a lot.
I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.
I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, "No, thank you."
I'm not wanting and I don't live in a hovel, but if you keep your costs low, you can do what you want to do creatively.
The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
In the '80s especially, a lot of comedians felt compelled to stick with what made them famous and those people became caricatures.
I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.
