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Mark Twain Quotes: "It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech."

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.



Mark Twain Quotes: "College is a place where a professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes, without passing through the brains of either."

College is a place where a professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes, without passing through the brains of either.




Mark Twain Quotes: "One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge."

One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it."

Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.




Mark Twain Quotes: "The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes."

The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.



Mark Twain Quotes: "All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out."

All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out.



Mark Twain Quotes: "The citizen who sees his society's democratic clothes being worn out and does not cry it out, is not a patriot, but a traitor."

The citizen who sees his society's democratic clothes being worn out and does not cry it out, is not a patriot, but a traitor.




Mark Twain Quotes: "We are all beggars, each in his own way."

We are all beggars, each in his own way.



Mark Twain Quotes: "I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know."

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.



Mark Twain Quotes: "My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders."

My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.



Mark Twain Quotes: "The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this."

The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.



Mark Twain Quotes: "There is nothing training cannot do. Nothing is above its reach. It can turn bad morals to good; it can destroy bad principles and recreate good ones; it can lift men to angelship."

There is nothing training cannot do. Nothing is above its reach. It can turn bad morals to good; it can destroy bad principles and recreate good ones; it can lift men to angelship.




Mark Twain Quotes: "He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces."

He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.



Mark Twain Quotes: "He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue."

He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue.



Mark Twain Quotes: "You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant."

Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.



Mark Twain Quotes: "One can enjoy a rainbow without necessarily forgetting the forces that made it."

One can enjoy a rainbow without necessarily forgetting the forces that made it.



Mark Twain Quotes: "No one is willing to acknowledge a fault in himself when a more agreeable motive can be found for the estrangement of his acquaintances."

No one is willing to acknowledge a fault in himself when a more agreeable motive can be found for the estrangement of his acquaintances.



Mark Twain Quotes: "If you want love and abundance in your life, give it away."

If you want love and abundance in your life, give it away.



Mark Twain Quotes: "The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten"

The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten



Mark Twain Quotes: "Ethical man: A Christian holding four aces."

Ethical man: A Christian holding four aces.



Mark Twain Quotes: "The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf."

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often."

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.



Mark Twain Quotes: "A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.



Mark Twain Quotes: "My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get."

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.



Mark Twain Quotes: "How empty is theory in the presence of fact!"

How empty is theory in the presence of fact!



Mark Twain Quotes: "Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time."

Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know."

Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.



Mark Twain Quotes: "I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people."

I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people.



Mark Twain Quotes: "A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime."

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.



Mark Twain Quotes: "If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go."

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.



Mark Twain Quotes: "A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt"

A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt



Mark Twain Quotes: "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way."

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.



Mark Twain Quotes: "We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove."

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove.



Mark Twain Quotes: "You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word."

You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.



Mark Twain Quotes: "The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse."

Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.



Mark Twain Quotes: "It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions."

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.



Mark Twain Quotes: "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Reality can be beaten with enough imagination."

Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one."

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.



Mark Twain Quotes: "I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever."

I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.



Mark Twain Quotes: "I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places."

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.



Mark Twain Quotes: "It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races."

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Independence-is loyalty to one's best self and principles, and this is often disloyalty to the general idols and fetishes."

Independence-is loyalty to one's best self and principles, and this is often disloyalty to the general idols and fetishes.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it."

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.



Mark Twain Quotes: "He charged nothing for his preaching and it was worth it too."

He charged nothing for his preaching and it was worth it too.