I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

Magic is just science we don't understand yet.

When you deal with change, you have a couple choices: You can lead it and make the rules, or you can be a fast follower, or you can be a slow follower.

I would expect another Scars album before another System album.

This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight.

Find your security, success, and peace in God. Then, and only then, can it never be taken from you.

The age is materialistic. Verse isn't. I must be with the age, so I am writing prose.

A black sheep is a biting beast.

In his eyes I saw all the other possibilities. The dream-world possibilities. The fairytale possibilities. The seemingly impossible possibilities.

The man visited by ecstasies and visions, who takes dreams for realities is an enthusiast; the man who supports his madness with murder is a fanatic.

A goal casually set and lightly taken is freely abandoned at the first obstacle.