(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothers’ shoulders until they leave a snot trail.)

I dove on those papers like Sherlock Holmes on a cappuccino binge.

You look like a handsome young man…although you might want to zip your fly. Mom! What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?

Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change

Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.

But nobody ever tells you in advance when you should concentrate on the good times-that's why you're supposed to do it every day.

If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too.

It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know that’s a weird image.

There are really no guidelines whatsoever, because this is the kind of thing that only happens to ME.

And if there was one thing I'd finally figured out, it was that your mind is something you always CAN change.

Some kids do drugs. Some kids light stuff on fire. Me, I eat oats.

When our focus is toward a principle of relatedness and oneness, and away from fragmentation and isolation, health ensues

Competition is key to developing players. The only practice environment in which you truly develop a player is a competitive arena.

So all life is a great chain, the nature of which is known whenever we are shown a link of it.

I am racing to the studio the moment that God affords me the opportunity to hear again.

I am responsible for the team and a journalist should be responsible for his article.

Okay, you drive," she said. "I'll sit with m head hanging out of the window like a golden retriever.

If I could go back and give myself advice, it would be to embrace failure.

A handsome woman is a jewel; a good woman is a treasure.

Rapport is the ability to enter someone else's world, to make him feel that you understand him, that you have a strong common bond.