The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers.

I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.

Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.

Our peace comes from remembering our wholeness and that the end of desire is the beginning of a life filled with Light.

Certainly there is life and there is death, but even in death, if we look closely enough, we will find grace.

The heavy soul will not pass though the body is failing.

That's been hard being away from the family, because Washington can be lonely. When you tune out of all the activity, that's like, you're alone.

Golf is an indispensable adjunct to high civilisation.

Yes and no are soon said, but give much to think over.

The more people you contact, the higher your sales will be because of the law of probabilities.

Every man in a bank hates what the bank does and yet the bank does it.

A person who, because he has corns himself, always treads on other people's toes.

Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.