…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous, " she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call her hair.

Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock.

Death is Beautiful

We have a tried and tested system of government that in being so flexible exists as a great ghost that no one has dared to conjure into flesh.

I trust in nature for the stable laws of beauty and utility. Spring shall plant and autumn garner to the end of time.

In the face of adversity, hope often comes in the form of a friend who reaches out to us.

People only talk about me and sweaters because I don't give them anything else to talk about.

Stories are invented: Juncker wants to introduce the euro everywhere or immediately deepen the EU - although I publicly stated the opposite that same day.

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

All unemployment compensation should be tied to a job training requirement. Now the fact is, 99 weeks is an associate degree.

I look spooky but I’m really nice.

You say true, I say thankya.