Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock.

…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous, " she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call her hair.

So Santa Claus is bogus but Grim Reapers are the genuine article. What does that say about the world?

Because trust earned by action is always better than words.

My idea of a good night has always been having a lovely meal and a proper conversation.

Really, I'm pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes.

Somebody accused us of hiring him and putting him there. He was a classic.

The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.

Press bravely onward! - not in vainYour generous trust in human kind;The good which bloodshed could not gainYour peaceful zeal shall find.

I went to college to study hospitality. I quickly got out of that and realized that what I liked to do was write.

My parents are from Manchester but I was brought up in London, Camden Town.

When you understand one thing through and through, you understand everything.