you can have one of mine," he says. "i'll yank one out right now." no, that won't count. It has to be the lash that naturally falls out. " He gets on his knees and starts looking for my lash.

Don't sit back and be a bystander of your own life

Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.

When a girl says, 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' just know that she had it planned from the minute she shaved

People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it's one or the other.

If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an alcoholic.

Believing there's no such thing as luck is very unlucky. Like, the worst. Beyond stealing someone's lucky four-leaf clover.

People often say that writing is ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration. This is nonsense, of course. It's pretty much one hundred percent caffeine.

All of my most significant moments somehow involved music. It's like my life was a John Hughes film and somebody had to put together the perfect soundtrack.

If you have a good date, it's nice to text them afterward to say "thanks." But if they were totally lame, it's fun to text "unsubscribe."

You need a little bit of the crazy to keep things fun.

Gratitude is a vaccine, an antitoxin, and an antiseptic.

Love a girl trulyExpectation: MarriageReality : Friendzoned

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

I traveled the world as a DJ, as a singer, as a songwriter, as a producer.

If I get the opportunity to be an actor and do some cool, fun and interesting projects, I'm going to do that.

To know that one has a secret is to know half the secret itself.

Human beings are not like they are portrayed in Hollywood. They are individuals who are a mixture of good and bad.

Peace is indivisible, and the surrounding world confusion found no reflection inside me.

There is no such thing as 'on the way out' as long as you are still doing something interesting and good; you're in the business because you're breathing.