the next morning, fang and i broke up. now let me get this strait, i broke up with him. a split second after he broke up with me.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Worry is heavy weight.

What we [writers] do might be done in solitude and with great desperation, but it tends to produce exactly the opposite. It tends to produce community and in many people hope and joy.

If I'm honest I have to tell you I still read fairy-tales and I like them best of all.

I'll do at least one action film every year because of my fans. This is my promise to them.

No problem is too big to run away from.

Tragedy is the most ridiculous thing.

I like my job and I want to do well at it but I think there's much more integrity to being a journalist maybe than being an actor.

I don't think I could have dreamt it up any better than how things went, of being at my peak at just the right time, and have everything go my way.

I'd love to go back to when we played as kids, but things change. And that's the way it is.

The Beatles are not merely awful. I would consider it sacrilegious to say anything less than that they are godawful.