... the American Colonists under King George III had it pretty good compared to us. They would wonder why we haven't taken up arms and seceded yet.

If you feel driven to feed the poor, get your checkbook out and keep your tyrannical mouth shut about it.

Damn it, I should be the only one allowed to drool over him. I found him first! Or something not as stupid.

Friends made fast seldom remain fast.

I don't use no cologne, none of that. I just use cocoa butter and that's it. Everything I need is natural besides going to the shower and taking soap and shampoo and conditioner.

Debt can be the most addictive thing in the universe, and it can kill you. You get used to living high off the hog. It was intoxicating.

Introverts paradoxically pull away from culture and create culture.

Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the posibilities were good.

When you combine boring with fear, you have fun.

My alternative to American superpower is the UN and I might add when China becomes the worlds greatest superpower you will need it too.

Strike fast, strike hard, strike often.

Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I'm as good as any man? Yes.