Zounds, Zounds, VI-I-IX!

If there's one thing I do know, it's that I'm living my dream. Estoy viviendo mi sueño! I feel like I'm on top of the world right now.

You know, every morning that I wake up...I realize that being World Champion is a gift. And let me be the one to tell you I'm loving every minute of it!

But I want you to know, and I want you to have it very clear that I did NOT quit on each and everyone of you. No. Because you guys have never quitted on me.

I pinned Kurt Angle two weeks ago in that tag match...so...I think I've proven that I can hang with the Olympic Hero.

I'll fight anyone, at any time!

Every day that I bring this World Title home with me, I realize it's a gift. It's a blessing. And this? This has been the biggest, the BIGGEST ride of my life.

Not only will I beat you tonight...I'll beat you this Sunday and become World Heavyweight Champion!

I love my mom to death.

I just want to say one thing...Thank you Eddie!

Ever since I came to the WWE four years ago, there's been one home for Rey Mysterio. SmackDown! In this ring, in this very ring is where I won the World Title. This is my home. These are my people.

And where does magic come from? I think that magic's in the learning.

I've been told over and over not to go on the Bill Maher show. Well, my best moments have happened on the Bill Maher show. It's been magic for me.

Jesus, what made You so small? LOVE!

I was molded, spent my time underneath a lot of goo. And then the bits and pieces were sculpted. It took probably 10 days to create each character after all those camera tests.

The most important practical lesson than can be given to nurses is to teach them what to observe.

Underlying great doubt there is great satori, where there is thorough questioning there will be thoroughgoing experience of awakening.

"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"

I admire the military. I guess in a world of villains and heroes, they're my heroes. Their dedication, their commitment, their discipline, their code of ethics.

You get [something] in your body that is the suffering or the problem, and then you [add] a second one, which is worry. In both cases, [it is] pointless.

The height of the mountaintop is measured by the drab drudgery of the valley.