Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods. He says he brought his Batman belt.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

the poet I saw once...but whose words have long beenin my mind, windows of invincible candles...

I put my clothing into the refrigerator and the foods into my wardrobe

Sometimes you don't want better but just what is YOURS..

I strongly reject threats by any member state to destroy another or outrageous attempts to deny historical facts such as the Holocaust.

I always say the time to worry about flying is when you're on the ground. If you don't trust the captain, don't go.

But I learned first-hand how the news media operates by watching how they interpreted, changed, and misrepresented my intentions.

I tried to look presentable for a show, but not for sexual attraction. It was strictly for show business.

I'm very much a stand-up comedian in my heart. That's really what I do. Now I'm trying to incorporate all of the different elements of my work as a performer, and use it as a stand-up comedian.

I tried therapy. This had never appealed to me. For me, it was a bit like a Chinese meal: very filling at the time, but then an hour later you're hungry again.

I look at myself and pick out the things I don't like. No matter how much I work out, I never get muscle tone in my butt and hip area.