You win all the Tucsons, all the Kemps, all the Iron City Opens you can, nobody remembers. You win a Masters, nobody ever forgets

This will be my 54th trip to Augusta. I got $20,000 for winning the Masters. Now I get $10,000 to go there and eat a free steak.

Happiness is very simple. To be happy, think happiness.

I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me.

That is one of the hardest things I have ever had to do in my life, running through the jungle in heels. Because also, mud was often times three feet deep, and that was full on for sure.

I find that the more I do the more ability the Almighty gives me.

What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

When skies are hanged and oceans drowned, the single secret will still be man

I dont fully understand my wifes emotions - and Im supposed to write an excellent female character and unravel the secret of women?

I'm really enamored of the potato in all its guises.

It will be as well, I think, to explain these locutions of God, and to describe what the soul feels when it receives them.

She is like all the rest of them. Whether they are seventeen or fortyseven, when they finally come to surrender completely, it's going to be in words.