You will not! It's wrong.""What, kissing you, or kissing you in Pies and Stuff?

Sometimes it's worth lingering on the journey for a while before getting to the destination.

I certainly hadn't expected to walk away from today's trip with joint custody of a miniature dragon.

Oh... Adrian, I've got one more favor to ask you. A big one." "Fondue?" he asked hopefully.

He was too perfect, despite being one of the most imperfect people I knew.

Piece of Heaven?" "No, that other place I'm going to go to for thinking what I'm thinking.

I know I’m not supposed to say this, but I love you.

I realized I’m in love. It's always been right in front of me.

Sage.” He laughed. “I’m into anything, so long as you’re with me.

Because I’ve got a lot more terms of endearment to use. Honey pie. Sugarplum. Bread pudding."“Why are they all high-calorie foods?

You know, " he said, "under normal circumstances, you inviting me to the bedroom would be the highlight of my day."I jumped up.

The grace is not about forgetting, but knowing you can start anew.

Something can be very funny and then suddenly very terrifying-very exciting, and suddenly very ridiculous. I think that’s what life is like, that’s what interests me.

Always bring money along with your complaints.

ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.

Grace isn't a little prayer you chant before receiving a meal. It's a way to live. The law tells me how crooked I am. Grace comes along and straightens me out.

There are real people behind the [Bible] stories.

As an incarnation of love you put up with flack until it becomes detrimental to a person.

By following this simple path, you become extraordinary, unfathomable, a being of profound cosmic subtlety. You outlive time and space by realizing the subtle truth of the universe.

It's a different ballgame now, so that lets [teo] Macero out. He's always complainin', always sick.

Iraq is a better place, absolutely worth it.