You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.

Initially, I wanted to be an ice skater, but then when I was 13 I saw Bye Bye Birdie, and that was it - I wanted to be on Broadway.

There are so many girls, and so few princes.

Reality is something you rise above.

Dream on it. Let your mind take you to places you would like to go, and then think about it and plan it and celebrate the possibilities. And don't listen to anyone who doesn't know how to dream.

Don't listen to anyone who doesn't know how to dream

I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth.

The regrets of yesterday and the fear of tomorrow can kill you.

My mother gave me my drive but my father gave me my dreams.

It was no great tragedy being Judy Garland's daughter. I had tremendously interesting childhood years - except they had little to do with being a child.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

When the guys test for the steroids, they should have no more fights.

A mystery confounds the problem of industry in art. In the last analysis, to work is simply not enough. But we have to act as if it were, leaving reward aside.

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian.

But really important, perhaps most important is the craft; how you make your record, the creation of these sonic worlds you want your listener to hear.

When you join this club as a young player you know you've got a mountain to climb to get yourself into the first team. (on Manchester United)

What students would learn in American schools above all is the religion of Jesus Christ.

Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold.

A user interface is well-designed when the program behaves exactly how the user thought it would.

I was 12 in 1989 during perestroika, when my mother found a program that sent me to Russia to study art in the forests outside of Leningrad.

I love art, but I'm not an academic; I just like what I like.