You're not looking for the Rolls Royce and the big fancy trailer. Those are supposed to be the byproducts of having fun and then getting good at what you do.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

People who sleep around to get roles are frail and scared and most likely without talent. It's their own little horror show that only they can deal with.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun

All men think they're fascinating. In my case, it's justified.

For a long time I was embarrassed to say I was a 'B' movie actor, ... But now that I see what Hollywood's putting out, I realized 'B' actually means 'better.'

We make our own problems every time. Everything that we complain about is something we can solve.

If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.

Every word out of my mouth is a word that I've approved.

Once you look past the hype, actors are nothing more than fugitives from reality who specialize in contradiction: we are both children and hardened adults—wide-eyed pupils and jaded working stiffs.

Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying.

If we can teach children to think beyond the five senses, we can raise a generation of leaders that will be able to sustain the future.

Your heart is your temple.

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate.

The long run is what puts the tiger in the cat.

I never dislike anyone that I am in competition with. I welcome the challenge. Besides, I get along with just about everyone.

If you would look up bad labor relations in the dictionary, you would have an American Airlines logo beside it.

Don't let failure get you down. Babe Ruth struck out over 1,300 times.

All the boys in rehab are totally available because their girlfriends have all given up on them. It's fantastic.

Everything becomes too normal after a while.

Management is prediction.