You only live once, so enjoy the ride.

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy that ends in death and grief.

A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.

Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.

Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit.

Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse.

Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.

Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.

You don’t need to provide answers to question like “why were you born?”. Be committed to what excites you and what excites you will provide the answers!

I would like to sing the theme tune of a big film - something like 'Titanic'.

I have never met a man who has given me as much trouble as myself.

I come from the school of thought that says when people have more money in their pocket during economic times, it increases demand or investment. Small businesses begin to grow, and jobs are added.

If the alternative is to keep all just men in prison, or give up war and slavery, the State will not hesitate which to choose.

Donald Trump is a bully who thrives on division.

Wow, I'm being shot at from both sides. That means I *must* be right.

I'm a much more chill person now that I know who I am and know my own voice, so I don't really get nervous with live TV at all.

Jesus said, 'Go ... and make disciples,' not converts to your opinions.

Make your own talent, make your own luck, and activate your stubborn streak, and there's nothing that can stop you.