Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy that ends in death and grief.

You only live once, so enjoy the ride.

A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.

Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.

Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit.

Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse.

Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.

If you want to catch your dreams, you have to drop your fears.

All he could do was wait like this, patiently, until it grew light out and the birds awoke and began their day. All he could do was trust in the birds, in all the birds, with their wings and beaks.

...you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.

We believe in peace and peaceful development, not only for ourselves but for people all over the world.

Combine the dual qualities of empathy and ambitionin every sales relationship.

It's all going to be okay.

When man has nothing but his will to assert--even his good-will--it is always bullying. Bolshevism is one sort of bullying, capitalism another: and liberty is a change of chains.

The fact disclosed by a survey of the past that majorities have been wrong must not blind us to the complementary fact that majorities have usually not been entirely wrong.

You've got to want to be married to the person you're married to.

The United States has held out against taking part in any of the world consensus that there should be a court of human rights or that there should be an international court of criminal justice.