Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.

That's what it means to die, to not be able to stop looking at whatever's in front of you. Some darn thing placed directly there, with nothing you can do about it...

What's Management up to?" I whispered to Bennett."My guess is a new acronym, " he whispered. "Departmental Unification Management Business." He wrote down the ltters on his legal pad. "D.U.M.B.

For ever, I shall be a stranger to myself.

She remembered, as every sensible person does, that you should never never shut yourself up in a wardrobe.

Life was never meant to be safe. It was meant to be lived right to the end.

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true.

Humans are a TOUGH animal! We can do anything.

True compassion is about not bruising the other person’s self-respect.

Every cook must learn to rule the State.

One of my strict, strict rules is a no auto-tune policy.