You know what each house should have? A Duty Free space. Like at the airports. Then I might consider moving in with a woman.

Don’t accept a life that has been molded for you by others because eventually you’ll succumb to its falseness.

Do you know what we Turks think is the best Turkish delight? The Turkish woman. She is the best Turkish delight.

In his humble opinion, she possessed the least appealing traits a woman can put on display: undiscriminating curiosity and nonsensical verbosity.

I'd spent so many years doing things I didn't really want to do for people I didn't really like.

A man of courage never wants weapons.

A wonderful acting teacher I love, Josh Pais, has a system I love for being in the moment in acting, but also in life. And one of the things he reminds me of is to take a moment and just be here now.

Wait, do they even know I'm coming with you?" "No. But they like surprises. Almost always.

The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.

I think if you meet the right person in life and you fall in love, that is a miracle. My husband saw me on the subway. That is a miracle!

We can never lose anything that is good, never lose love or the memories of great happiness because they are true.

I debated free trade in college. I came out as a free trader. I'm a free markets guy. I'm an Adam Smith guy.

I've always said that I myself am not the best audience for my own work, because I'm just not that receptive to comedy.

Inflation could be a very - is a likely consequence out of what's going on now.