You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

Someday, the Chicago Cubs are going to be in the World Series...

Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch.

Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.

Taking pictures is savoring life intensely, every hundredth of a second.

We sometimes emphasize the danger in a crisis without focusing on the opportunities that are there.

The desire of appearing clever often prevents our becoming so.

Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it when she was four.

My advice to aspriring models is less is more, try not to do crazy hair and makeup, keep it simple but beautiful when you're trying to find an agency and get started.

Tread Lightly, she is near Under the snow, Speak gently, she can hear The daisies grow.

I don't know that we're really going to need a label for the things we're thinking about doing next.

A job training center is not gonna train anybody for the future. What trains somebody for the future is education and passion and desire.

Fold and live to fold again.

I just reached the point where I realised, I need to stop repeating myself if I'm ever actually going to enjoy the music I'm creating.