You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.

Tape "Seinfeld" for me.

Funny is when you're serious.

And it's tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going on.

I played Hamlet, I played Chekhov and Ibsen and all the classics.

People who become comedians… come from pain, come from conflict.

I went to the Goodman School of Drama in Chicago.

There are fears that are worth facing and there are fears that are not. You don't have to face all fears, only the ones that are relevant to you at that moment in time.

You are a part of what we're doing. We're in this together.

Magic lives in curves not angles.

The sole equality on earth is death.

You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more chance there is of stubbing your toe, but the more chance you have of getting somewhere.

Integrity simply means a willingness not to violate one's identity, in the many ways in which such violation is possible.

So, then, there abide these three, Aristotle, Longinus, and Coleridge.

When you try to avoid the pain, it creates greater pain.

Usually the Indian people are outsiders who have to look up at the people who look down.

I think women in general like men that don't give them the thing that we want. We want a chase.