You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

He who hates easiness in life will always find a though mountain to climb!

The Lord gets his best soldiers out of the highlands of affliction.

You try a lot of things and you don't know what the hell you're doing. If you're actually inventing something you shouldn't know what you're doing.

Funds raised create hope for kids with cancer. Research is our top priority for discovering a cure.

Never again shall a single story be told as though it were the only one.

Janis Joplin is definitely one of my biggest influences. She taught me how to feel music, and I don't think there's anyone like her that could bring such pain and emotion to a song.

Sam: “I—it’s—I’m not an animal.

We are beautiful because God created us that way

None so blind as those who will not see.

After every single take, I laugh. It's my own awkwardness and discomfort about being an actor.