You give frequent flyer miles with that guilt trip?

Death is a lot like prom - loud, overdone, and although the guy you came with was cool, you never know who'll end up taking you home.

I frowned at him. "Isn't sarcasm the opiate of the masses?""You're thinking of religion, " he replied. "Sarcasm is the Xanax of the morally bereft.

And when the Lamb opened the seventh seal, silence coverd the sky

A book is the only true land of the free: within its borders, anything is possible

Nothing is so unbelievable that oratory cannot make it acceptable.

God does not work by only one method, paint in only one color, play in only one key, nor does he make only one star shine onto the earth.

How much disgruntled heaviness, lameness, dampness, how much beer is there in the German intelligence.

There is no greater fault than sensual indulgence. There is no greater misfortune than malcontent. There is no greater calamity than greed.

I feel like I'm treating people as I'd like to be treated.

I'll beat you up right now if you want me to.

For the most part, pianos are female to me. Sometimes they're dykes, and they're always good fun.

But 'neath yon crimson tree Lover to listening maid might breathe his flame, Nor mark, within its roseate canopy, Her blush of maiden shame.