I'll beat you up right now if you want me to.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Inheritance and culture obscure people’s higher capacities.

Though this child came in with nothing but excess baby fat, chemical brain waves, and mother and son bodily toxins on his legs, he had a fate fit for a modern day demigod.

Remember to give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way

The weakest among us has a gift however seemingly trivial which is peculiar to him and which worthily used will be a gift also to his race.

Learning to love back is the hardest part of being alive.

All of our humanity is dependent upon recognizing the humanity in others

If we're going get back into hypotheticals, I think it does a disservice to a lot of people that sacrificed a lot.

A state of negative energy means that you are essentially getting something for nothing.

To accpet the world as boring or accpet oneself as boring? Which is really more agreeable? There's bound to be some amount of ambiguity and uncertainty.

In France every man is either an anvil or a hammer; he is a beater or must be beaten.