You don't have to be straight. You just have to shoot straight.

You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot.

I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your show, I love your show."

Fox succeeds because it's entertaining. It's like a rightwing freak show.

I was actually abandoned by wolves and then raised by Republicans.

My politics just kind of developed over time as a reaction.

Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive?

I like fighters. That's why I love Russ Feingold. I love Barbara Boxer. And Howard Dean and John Conyers. Democrats I talk to around the country want their leaders to come out and fight for them.

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

This is so sexist. I mean, are we really going to put this as a standard of something we are going to judge our presidential candidates by?

Rush Limbaugh, whether you hate him or not, he's a great entertainer; he's a great broadcaster.

So why should we focus mainly on the life and teachings of Jesus? One main simple truth: because He stands in the “center” for us.

Make good use of bad rubbish.

When you say fiscal responsibility, it seems to me that you really mean rich people keeping their money.

I've danced one time in my life. It was the most mortifying experience I ever had.

It destroys the soul to hear that you're all hype, that you have no talent, and that your whole career has been contrived.

I grew up on musicals, and I know they are quite the thing now, but I'm actually a little indignant, because I started taking singing lessons years ago - I put the time in!

The things you're crying about today, you might be laughing about in ten years ... and then again ... maybe not.

Whatever affects one directly affects all indirectly.

It’s a huge thing, this Shift, just as big as I imagined. My brain doesn’t want to think anymore; all of a sudden it wants to do.

I am not someone who believes to doing a film just because it is off beat.