You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot.

I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your show, I love your show."

You don't have to be straight. You just have to shoot straight.

Fox succeeds because it's entertaining. It's like a rightwing freak show.

I was actually abandoned by wolves and then raised by Republicans.

My politics just kind of developed over time as a reaction.

Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive?

I like fighters. That's why I love Russ Feingold. I love Barbara Boxer. And Howard Dean and John Conyers. Democrats I talk to around the country want their leaders to come out and fight for them.

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

This is so sexist. I mean, are we really going to put this as a standard of something we are going to judge our presidential candidates by?

Rush Limbaugh, whether you hate him or not, he's a great entertainer; he's a great broadcaster.

In the world we live, we don’t create or destroy- we just convert entities from one form to another. Loss and Sorrow too. If these are growing in your life- remember you are feeding them.

My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long.

For as is often the happenstance with that which is precious and lost, when you find him again, he may well not be quite as you left him.

You may turn into an archangel, a fool, or a criminal—no one will see it. But when a button is missing—everyone sees that.

Vision without integrity is not mission - it's manipulation.

I am a better novelist than a poet, playwright, or essayist.

Your field report might be the reason someone detoured six blocks, say, on their way to the chiropractor.

If you can not measure it, you can not improve it.

Without the burden of afflictions it is impossible to reach the height of Grace. The gift of Grace increases as the struggle increases.

Heaven - the treasury of everlasting life.