You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Halloween emotions.

I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.

Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you tried to call it over to you.

I have a poorly done tribal armband that i got when i was 16, i love showing it to people because it totally sucks

I love your duck with all its ducky goodness!

I could probably say a lot of things, but I'm not sure they'd be fit for publication.

Well, I was named after Mick Jagger's daughter, Jade Jagger. How emasculating is it to be named after a girl! But I think I handled it well, it's not like I ended up wearing makeup and girl's pants.

To just write one song to then go and play huge festivals all around the world it's exciting and it's never really been the case.

Sometimes you might be a fan of bands but you don't know where they're from.

My heart can feel the softness of a starOnly when the moon stays afar I lay my mind on the pillow of skyWhere sleep dares not ever to pry

I will help build your museumWhen you run out of space to hang your workYou can hang your work in mine

Transformation literally means going beyond your form.

Limit to courage? There is no limit to courage.

Planning is the kiss of death of entrepreneurship.

[My father] was not a musical man.

Defaced ruins of architecture and statuary, like the wrinkles of decrepitude of a once beautiful woman, only make one regret that one did not see them when they were enchanting.

Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people.

If you dont live, eat, breathe, football, then youre not a true football player. You just wear the jersey.

After all, what is a lovely phrase? One that has mopped up as much Truth as it can hold.