You cannot have fun with anything that you don't love or admire or respect.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

Remember where you are and adjust yourself accordingly, not vice-versa ... otherwise, you might be toast.

A man is not a bird, to come and go with the springtime.

Every time an Arab leader truly wanted peace, they got it. If the Palestinians truly want peace, we will make peace.

In baseball, I was a pitcher, which I hated because there was no action there.

I want to experiment with new techniques and become a "traditional baroque artist."

The fortune which nobody sees makes a person happy and unenvied.

It is the good war that hallows every cause.

Bodily fluids and solids are universally the most disgusting things we as human beings can come upon, but as long as they are inside us, it's part of you.

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth, and that things are the sons of heaven.

Both sides are divided and Western countries collaborate with Muslim countries and vice versa.