You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

I would much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something that I am not.

Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one.

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life.

Haters are my favorite. I´ve built an empire with the bricks they´ve thrown at me. Keep on hating.

Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

I'm the kind of person that if I'm not getting something that I need from somewhere. I don't cry about it, I'm like OK I'm going to go here and find what I need.

Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard.

I've never stolen anything in my life, except maybe a couple hearts here and there.

The best thing you can probably do is keep a low profile, keep your eyes and ears open, your mouth shut, and you will learn a ton.

I guess time doesn't flow in order, does it - A, B, C, D? It just sort of goes where it feels like going.

The best use of family was having it in front of other people.

I finally figured out the big, elusive secret to weight loss. Don't eat! Who knew?

Every time I feel depressed or frustrated, I just have to drive on the highway during rush hours, then I feel very grateful I don't have to do this everyday.

Grandfather kicked the stop pedal, and my face gave a high-five to the front window.

See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin

Can't believe the number of tracks I get sent every day now. Everyone is at it! There's no way you can keep up and I have two A&R guys!

The world is so beautiful that I can hardly believe it exists.

I think an athlete should be honest. I know it's difficult, but if a guy knocked me on my can, I couldn't very well say, I slipped.

What I learned is that policymakers have to force consideration of actions that may not have occurred to them at the time.