Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

I would much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something that I am not.

Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one.

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life.

Haters are my favorite. I´ve built an empire with the bricks they´ve thrown at me. Keep on hating.

I'm the kind of person that if I'm not getting something that I need from somewhere. I don't cry about it, I'm like OK I'm going to go here and find what I need.

Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard.

I've never stolen anything in my life, except maybe a couple hearts here and there.

The best thing you can probably do is keep a low profile, keep your eyes and ears open, your mouth shut, and you will learn a ton.

I don't want to sound egotistical, but I'm egotistical to an extent.

I don't need someone with a hot body. He can be fat or overweight and have a belly. It's very much about style and substance and humor, interest, curiosity and really being smart.

I think a lot of comedians sometimes pretend to find the job more taxing than it is.

One kind of happiness is to know exactly at what point to be miserable.

A lion is made up of the lambs he's digested.

Every pilot thinks they're the best pilot in the world. I think I'm the best pilot.

Perhaps the attempt to achieve grace by identification with the animals was the most sensitive thing which was tried in the whole bloody history of religion .

Most Zionists dont believe that God exists but they do believe that he promised them Palestine

Fate,' I said, 'Is a theif.

The only way we know we love ourselves and the people in our life is by the agreements we are willing to make and keep

Life is a tide; float on it. Go down with it and go up with it, but be detached. Then it is not difficult.