You can't fake competence, creativity, or sexual arousal.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Never judge an author by her haters.

Thoughts have no barrier.

Choose to be optimistic, it feels better.

Innovation:Individuality:: Utilisation:Unity::

A sure way to lose happiness I found is to want it at the expense of everything else.

What I really have in my head, my imagination, my understanding of music, I never really get that out.

Great lives never go out; they go on.

In loving one another through our works we bring an increase of grace and a growth in divine love.

It is incident to physicians, I am afraid, beyond all other men, to mistake subsequence for consequence.

I'm a goof. I talk too much. I tell stories. I tell cheesy Dad jokes. I'm theatrical and I'll mix things up and I'll surprise people. Those are the things that I just do because that's who I am.