You can't be young always. The day will come when everything will fall apart.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

I am a poem in progresswith no clear beginning or endingjust a middleuntended, unintended, unfinished, hanging therelike the breath before a question

Would any of you like to share your career aspirations within the class? Jim?I dunno, to be honest, I was just hoping to be able to keep the demons away...

Can we all just stop being dicks?!

America was not founded to improve health care or housing; it was founded for freedom.

...who proved that you don't have to do what your parents want, or what your boyfriend wants, for you to be happy. You just have to be yourself, for there is no love greater than self love

Logic teaches rules for presentation, not thinking.

We should be similarly wary of accepting common opinions; we should judge them by the ways of reason not by popular vote.

Revenues should be increased not by increasing the tax rates on the individual but by building a bigger economy for everybody.

The thing is that I had no fear; no anxiety. I had this peace come over me and I just knew that word from the Lord was truth.