You can spend the rest of your life being afraid of people rejecting you. You have to start by not rejecting yourself. You don’t deserve it.

And it makes you think. Even things that have been the same for years and years can change. Maybe I can change. I can bring my own wall down, and let people in.

Stop thinking that other people are going to come and save you. You gotta save yourself.

I just don't get men. Mind you, I don't get me either.

I want to be loved. Oh, it's SO CORNY, isn't it?! But I just want to be loved by a bloke that loves ME! I want to feel special, you know. I almost feel guilty for feeling it.

I need to do SOMETHING to make ME feel better about ME.

Sometimes it feels like everything is going wrong. Even with the things that are wrong already.

I want to save the world but I haven't worked out a way to save myself yet.

Desire to be thin grows bigger and bigger. As does my appetite.

We can be heroes just for one day

Lord I thank you for the grace of living life.

you're Worth More Than Gold

I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that the overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities- a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.

I have to exfoliate my lips as they're quite a large surface area and sometimes when I wear lipstick, it goes all cakey. So I mix brown sugar with lip balm and just scrub it onto them.

The South of France is one of my favorite places in the world.

It is the loss of the feminine counterpart of God that causes the wound that never heals.

If I was a locksmith, I'd be pimping that out man. I'll trade you a free key duplication for. That joke made me laugh before I could finish it, which is good, because it had no ending.

He married a woman to stop her getting away Now she's there all day.

People are amazed that I do comedy. I always did comedy.