You can say the dirty words now, but there is no content - political satire is limited to small podiums and little soap boxes.

The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen.

When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished.

I'm an American, I don't have to see something to know it's stupid!

Red meat is not really bad for a person. Now, blue-green meat - that's damaging of you!

The ultimate censorship is the flick of the dial.

You can talk all you want about freedom of speech, but it's freedom of hearing that counts.

Though we do live once but can last forever.

It was always a mistake, she thought, to dwell on the cause of one's anger.

Keep practicing, " he told her."Until I get it right?" she said. But he corrected her."No. Until you don't get it wrong.

Greed is a suit that’s tailor made: it finds a way to fit every lifestyle, no matter how much or how little you earn.

As soon as we lose the moral basis, we cease to be religious. There is no such thing as religion over-riding morality.

I expected him to say, 'Hang in there' or something like that. It took me an hour to talk him into giving me another chance!

The song of canaries Never varies, And when they're moulting They're pretty revolting.

I try to eat well, but I don't deny myself the foods I love. I just eat them in moderation.

My devotion to my job started from a personal defeat: my first girlfriend's parents rejected me because i wasn't rich. I decided i would show them what a big mistake they had made.

Once you accept, truly accept, that stuff will happen to you and there is nothing you can do about it, stress miraculously leaves your life.