You can find that sort of regularity in Stock Exchange quotations. [Expressing his lack of confidence in reported regularities in the periodic classification of elements.]

A chemist who is not a physicist is nothing at all.

Working is beautiful and rewarding, but acquisition of wealth for its own sake is disgusting.

You can find that sort of regularity in Stock Exchange quotations.

It takes two to bribe.

Even though I do a more traditional type of being funny on television, I still know a lot of comedians and stand-ups and improv actors.

No matter what your current ability is, effort is what ignites that ability and turns it into accomplishment.

I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.

Creativity, my students learn, is as natural a function of the mind as breathing or digestion are natural functions of the body.

You can't win everybody to the Lord, but you can always win somebody.

If I have a piece that's solely based on the web and it's going to also exist in a gallery, it needs to exist in a gallery where it doesn't feel redundant.

I value each woman for what she has to offer whether it be charm-beauty-wit-intelligence or humor but warmth is the quality I value most.

It turns out I had this huge geeky safety net out there that I didn’t know about this whole time, made up of people who have been reading my comic for nine years but never contacted me.

If we do not like what we see in that mirror the problem is not to fix the mirror, we have to fix society.