You can easily tell he's a newlywed because he's still smiling at his mother-in-law.

She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn!

He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.

For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.

Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.

Here's a toast to someone who's truly a best friend - a person who goes around telling good things behind your back.

She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.

The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."

He must really be a big success - even his mother-in-law admits it.

What do you see out there?” I ask. “Pittsburgh, ” he replies. Now I laugh. “No, young man. What you see is hell with the lid taken off.” — Mother Jones

I am the biggest face of boxing right now. That's how I feel. I am the greatest of this era.

Share yourself with others after you have first spent some time with yourself.

Never give up on anyone. And that includes not giving up on yourself.

Writing and reading is to me synonymous with existing.

Keep your foot on the devil's neck by standing on the Word of God, and you will see tremendous results!

If you say the Holy Rosary every day, with a spirit of faith and love, our Lady will make sure she leads you very far along her Son's path.

Waste not want not. I am not being wasted. Why do I want?

Those that look to be happy must first look to be holy.

If our mind is pure, our desires get manifested quickly.