She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn!

He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.

For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.

Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.

Here's a toast to someone who's truly a best friend - a person who goes around telling good things behind your back.

She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.

The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."

You can easily tell he's a newlywed because he's still smiling at his mother-in-law.

He must really be a big success - even his mother-in-law admits it.

Dialogue isn’t a competition to be the smartest or the most correct person in the room

I can guarantee you this, that more pension and benefit reforms which I will consider arbitration reform to be one of them, are things that when they come to my desk, they will be signed.

I usually walk six miles a day.I take my cellphone and I go out on the bike path and I just walk and work.

I think it would be very good if writers and artists take a stand in electoral politics. They've got the ability to put words together that might reach the ears of the people of the city who vote.

I just kind of lived my life naturally and did what I wanted to do.

I hardly ever look at my published books.

When both a speaker and an audience are confused, the speech is profound.

I have nothing to declare except my genuis.

Knowledge must come through action. You can have no test which is not fanciful, save by trial.