You bet I arrived overnight. Over a few hundred nights in the Catskills, in vaudeville, in clubs and on Broadway.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.

A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

To travel is to take a journey into yourself.

After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.

Be persistent, be persistent, they say. But please, do not mistake being a pest for being persistent.

Just the idea of seeing a type of narrative we've not seen before is a chance to be surprised.

Money may kindle, but it cannot by itself, and for very long, burn.

Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.

The relationship between an actor and a director is like a love story between a man and a woman. I'm sure sometimes I'm the woman.

I am a nerd, but I don't dive head-first into any fiefdom of nerdiness, except for maybe 'Star Trek.'

I believe in a free and open press; people have to cover the presidency, respect the office and its current occupant. And we need it to be a two-way street.

Christianity has confused catching mice with the real work of the Kingdom, which is more like hunting lions.

Communication always makes demands. It always demands that the recipient become somebody, do something, believe something. It always appeals to motivation.

If you don't first handle fear and desire, and you get rich, you'll only be a highpay slave.