Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.

A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

To travel is to take a journey into yourself.

After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.

I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way.

That took balls.""Please, " I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two.

A session of boasting won't attract any real friends.  It will set you up on a pedestal, however, making you a clearer target.

Some boundaries are sacred.

Wars are never fought for altruistic reasons. They're usually fought for hegemony, for business. And then of course there's the business of war.

Since the beginning of time, children have not liked to study. They would much rather play, and if you have their interests at heart, you will let them learn while they play.

It's not necessary to go far and wide. I mean, you can really find exciting and inspiring things within your hometown.

The segregated schools of today are arguably no more equal than the segregated schools of the past.

I'm not alone in having obese people in my circle and in my family. I have loved morbidly obese people, and I don't approach obesity with revulsion or judgment but with empathy and compassion.

I do all of my good thinking at over 65 miles per hour. The speed limit is, luckily, the same speed as my brainstorming speed.

Statistics is the branch of scientific method which deals with the data obtained by counting or measuring the properties of populations of natural phenomena.