You are what you eat. What would YOU like to be?

In life there are heads and there are tails however when one starts to excrete thoughts out of the latter and proceed to relieve yourself out of the former then you've become too full of yourself.

When you write a book, you spend day after day scanning and identifying the trees. When you’re done, you have to step back and look at the forest.

It really isn't where you live as much as who you live with that makes a place feel like home.

Most of the time, it felt like my father and I were completely different species. Possibly literally, depending on the day and whether or not I actually qualified as human at the time.

Percy muttered. ‘I want to drown her.’ ‘Be patient, water boy.’ ‘Don’t call me water boy.

In the story, which is only a few chapters long in Genesis, Noah never even speaks until after the flood - but when you have Russell Crowe, you're going to make him speak.

If you knew the immensity of what it means to be human, you would not talk about God or Heaven.

There's always a message in my comedy.

This is an issue that women are not interested in debating.

The greatest security against sin is to be shocked at its presence.