You always want your people to be proud of what you have accomplished.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Money is a kind of poetry.

It turns out the Internet is this amazing resource for everyone who has access to it.

Three cheers for war, noble and beautiful above all.

I always say Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is my biggest influence. But for painters, I like many, many painters, but I love Francis Bacon the most, and Edward Hopper.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

Taxation: how the sheep are shorn.

I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum

We're so determined to help those we love that we lose all perspective

Pleasant is the recollection of dangers past.

Artists must be sacrificed to their art.