Yeah, but I forgot to take my George Orwell-shaped multivitamins along with my breakfast bowl of Big Brother Os this morning.

The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.

When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching - they are your family.

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

I've always felt that the best whips and chains are in the mind. With a little creativity, the physical ones are hardly necessary.

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I checked my gear, my pockets, my shoelaces, and realized that I had crossed the line between making sure I was ready and trying to postpone the inevitable.

I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of trauma, I will fear no concussion.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

There is the world that should be and the world that is. We live in one and must create the other.

When you're in love, life is a kiss.When you are in doubt life is amiss.

A man in love does not notice the cut of the dress, but rather a face of a beloved.

It is by studying little things that we attain the great knowledge of having as little misery and as much happiness as possible.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

So I'm definitely in favour of stimulating the dynamic wealth creation sectors of the economy.

Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

I'm so lucky to be in a situation that I can always have my daughter with me.

If I were president, I'd be very glad to see the Palestinians have a nation recognized by the United Nations. There's no downside to it.

I hate watching myself on film because I am so judgmental.

When you teach someone how to perform creatively (ie, associate dead symbols in new combinations), you expand his potential for experiencing more widely and richly.