Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

One day I wish to die, but today, I wish to live.

A wise word is more rare than the green emerald, and one can find the word of wisdom even amongst the slave girls making grain.

You can count on time for two things. One is that it will pass. The other is that it will never shut up.

Numbersign questionmark you" and "Asterisk exclamation point the world.

Regardless of the number of precautions that we take to save our necks, part of the attraction of going out on the water in the first place is the element of risk.

The price for Jarrod's freedom is to be my imprisonment.

Love is happy when it is able to give something. The ego is happy when it is able to take something.

Be honest. Be kind. Be honorable. Work hard. And always be awesome.