Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?

You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.

Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not.

...my soul bleeding tears of anguish

Maybe I could just James Bond my way down the cable if I draped the scarf over it, clinging to the ends as my body careened down it to safety-- Careened. What an ugly word that was

Dammit, Jim. I'm a Guardian, not a doctor.

Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid.

My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore.

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.

You took a bath without me?" I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.

Roxy, stop being so obnoxious!" -Joy "I'm never obnoxious; I'm just concerned." -Roxy

Explore your sacred existence.

Violence only begets violence when we allow it to. We always have a choice.

Obsessed is a word that the lazy use to describe the dedicated.

There's a certain thought process about actors that they are in Hollywood and they sit around pools and get suntans and just get offered jobs.

The rock biz is the low end of the creative world. Faces come and go so fast.

Sexism and racism are parallel problems. You can compare them in some ways, but they're not at all the same. But they're both symptoms inside the white male power structure.

Where is the security for property, for reputation, for life, if the sense of religious obligation deserts the oaths . . . ?

Always be ready to give a good testimony for the Lord, but remember that the best testimony a Christian can have is a love for others and good work habits.

Take what people give you. Drink their milkshakes.

Deep thinking in the ranks leads only to drinking.