Dammit, Jim. I'm a Guardian, not a doctor.

You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.

Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not.

...my soul bleeding tears of anguish

Maybe I could just James Bond my way down the cable if I draped the scarf over it, clinging to the ends as my body careened down it to safety-- Careened. What an ugly word that was

Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid.

My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore.

Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.

You took a bath without me?" I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.

Roxy, stop being so obnoxious!" -Joy "I'm never obnoxious; I'm just concerned." -Roxy

The story was told, generation by generation, in song and in story, until time misted it into myth and legend. But some believed, as legends brought comfort.

Love can be simply the absence of tension.

Suffering is not a prerequisite for happiness.

Abundance is the quality of life you live and quality of life you give to others.

I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

A vote is "wasted" when someone fails to vote their conscience.

Lesson Number One: The Importance of Being Jewish

To be able to enjoy one's past life is to live twice.

Scholarship is to be created not by compulsion, but by awakening a pure interest in knowledge.

Don't get stuck on small. Don't stop dreaming, reaching and enhancing what you have.