Working on The Daily Show, I co-produced all those field segments, and that's another huge thing.I probably did more than 100 field segments.

That is why I fought against abortion and that is why if I were still in the Senate I would be doing everything I could to defend the sanctity of marriage.

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring. Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun. Now the jingle hop has begun.

I feel like I'm worried about my later years in life because I feel like I'm using up so much good karma right now. There's going to be some sort of karmic backlash somewhere down the road.

If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.

Why build a zoo when we can just put up a fence around Chapel Hill?

So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you're on the right track.

Don't be afraid of fear. Because it sharpens you, it challenges you, it makes you stronger; and when you run away from fear, you also run away from the opportunity to be your best possible self.

This may come as a surprise, given the nature of my job, but I am very guarded and contemplative. I'm not a naturally boisterous person.

White people, wake up before it is too late. Do you want Negroes working beside you, your wife and your daughters, in your mills and factories? Frank Graham favors mingling of the races.

It still surprises me when I find something in any North Carolina newspaper that isn't mad at me about something.

I felt like poisoning a monk.

An experiment is a question which science poses to Nature and a measurement is the recording of Nature's answer.

Life wants you to respect yourself, respect other people and respect the planet.

Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.

The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.

If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation.

The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself.

Tolerance is forced on people in London.

If I am not what you say I am, then you are not who you think you are.

In early June the world of leaf and blade and flowers explodes, and every sunset is different.