Tolerance is forced on people in London.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

The BBC is a victim of its own independence.

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

Conceited people never hear anything but praise.

Success is always the final outcome when one adopts the habit of embracing each day with a high level of enthusiasm and productivity.

A madness of tender caressing seized her. She purred as a tiger might have done, while she undulated like a snake.

Everybody's talkin' about me, I don't hear a word they're saying, only echoes on my mind.

The world of immediate experience the world in which we find ourselves living must be comprehended, transformed, even subverted in order to become that which it really is.

I was definitely the oddball freak show in school.

I was raised in the '50s. I was taught by my father that how I looked was all that mattered.

As an artist, it is central to be unsatisfied.

Here's me opening my wrists before breakfast, Christmas day, and here's you asking if it hurt. Here's where I choose between mea culpa and Why the hell should I tell you?